Sardars
Visited Vaibhav’s blog and read his post about Sardars. LOL.
Being a Sardar myself, i can relate to his incident… My mailbox, my SMS inbox etc are full of Sardar jokes.. Infact, I feel proud of my community for the fact that we guys have the guts to crack jokes upon themselves and still laugh =)
BTW, how can a post on Sardars be without some jokes:
Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming
home.
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
What do SMART Sardars and UFO’s have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
And the best one of all
Patriotic song by a ‘Sardar’:
Aye mere watan ke logon,
zara akh vich bharlo paani,
jo shaheed hue hain unnu di,
tussi ghar le aao ‘JANANI’
(for peepz who don’t know punjabi, Janani means wife)
~ Edit ~
Got this file as a email forward today. Haha!! Awesome stuff!! Check it out. Download it, change the extension to .mp3 and fire your Winamp or Media Player to listen to it. Enjoy! 
Comments (34 comments)
LOL. Tum to aaj patriotic ho gaye! Elevator wala joke acha tha hehe
Tanya / March 17th, 2005, 12:26 pm / #
Great Spirit
Last one was the coolest one …
Ankur Raheja / March 17th, 2005, 2:48 pm / #
Great Manpreet! Agree with Ankur - good spirit@
The link was hilarious!!!
poonam / March 17th, 2005, 5:38 pm / #
Nice ones…made me laugh while I was at work:)
Mannat / March 18th, 2005, 5:43 am / #
The audio is cooooool
Sounds like Desi version of Bart Simpson
Ankur Raheja / March 18th, 2005, 8:29 am / #
hahahaha that’s funny
However, I don’t understand why there are so many jokes about Sardars ? I mean why Sardars ? There are so many other communities in India, but why Sardars ?
I have some friends who are Sardars and they are definately very very nice people.
Mona / March 18th, 2005, 8:58 am / #
[Tanya] Main to shuru se hi patriotic insaan hoon
[Ankur] yup
[Poonam] A B C kithe gaye si? This is going to be next chart topper … hehe
[Mannat]
[Ankur] It’s an original… bart simpson to iske saamne bekaar hai… hai na??
[Mona]
Even I don’t know why are there so many jokes about Sardars. Maybe ‘coz we are a minority community.. or maybe people think that we are really smart ;)..
Manpreet / March 18th, 2005, 10:20 am / #
Most sardars i’ve seen are genuine, the best habbit is to laugh at yourself and surds have this inbuilt
manpreet, how r u finding the switch to worpress 1.5 ? will i screw up too if i try to switch? i heard it handles comment spam well.
Anat / March 18th, 2005, 10:31 am / #
[Anat] Upgrading to WP 1.5 is easy.. I messed it up ‘coz I forgot to upload a file. Just take a back up before u try to upgrade. This latest version of wordpress i very good… as u said it handles comment spam very well… plus there’s a theme manager.. ability to build static pages.. etc etc.. Check out Wordpress Codex if u have any issues..!!
Manpreet / March 18th, 2005, 10:35 am / #
hahaha….great ones! heard em before. and Love the sardar spirit. i always wondered what a sardar thought of the jokes but now i know soo many sardars and ALL of them are sooo good in spirit about these. Me being a gujju have been subjected to many a jokes about stinginess..! hahaha…am very stingy myself..boleh toh ekdum kanjooos. :):) keep it up….now downloading the fiel to listen to it
kaush / March 18th, 2005, 11:34 am / #
He he he…. gr8 stuff! I myself know lot of sardars who crack jokes on sardars
:O I got the same fwd @ ABC
Gaurav / March 18th, 2005, 11:34 am / #
heard the file..LOL
kaush / March 18th, 2005, 11:36 am / #
[Kaush] Hehe..
gujjus are kanjoos.. but they are one of most colorful people in the world… I have couple of gujju friends.. and man, they are awesome guys..!!
[Gaurav]
Manpreet / March 18th, 2005, 12:09 pm / #
lol thats cweet(yes I mean ‘cweet’;) )
when I read what u told mona >> Maybe ‘coz we are a minority community
Vaibhav / March 18th, 2005, 12:54 pm / #
[Vaibhav] Thanks for visiting
That could be a reason why people crack jokes on Surds… but doesn’t matters me at all.. my motto.. khao piyo and aish karo 
Manpreet / March 18th, 2005, 1:46 pm / #
lol half of the prev. comment lost due to deleberate use of html tag
it continues as…….it hurt. Maybe its true but it hurt coz that’ll be a shame on the majority community.
Vaibhav / March 18th, 2005, 2:17 pm / #
[Vaibhav] Arre.. i had no intentions to hurt anybody… woh to bina soche samjhe maine comment kar diya tha..
For example, take punjab.. 60% of the population are sikhs there.. but still there are jokes.. no majority-minorty wala funda there..
Actually, this is going on since ages… and we guys don’t knwo the reason at all… So, its better to enjoy these jokes then think about why it started!! Right?
Manpreet / March 18th, 2005, 2:32 pm / #
right
Vaibhav / March 19th, 2005, 11:45 am / #
heard that ABC number… ehehehe.. sahi hai..
Tanya / March 21st, 2005, 12:50 am / #
[Vaibhav]
[Tanya] I knew you will like it… its such a cutu song
Manpreet / March 21st, 2005, 10:02 am / #
Can any1 find dis abc song for mee on d net i wanna download it
ankit / March 26th, 2005, 12:42 am / #
[ankit] You can download it from here -> http://dotmsb.com/wp-content/abcdudem.mp
Just rename the file to .mp3 after downloading it ofcourse!!
Manpreet / March 28th, 2005, 3:04 pm / #
Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye
India is in a very bad situation rt now
138/5. I knew that playing on last would b 2 difficult. Hopefully Sachin n Karthik save the day. Apart from the national pride, I have another reason that I want India to draw today. I have had a bet with some…
A Weird Soul / March 29th, 2005, 1:24 am / #
guys..guys..u r too good..keep up the spirit
was it it the full song..or is there more of it?
cintu / March 30th, 2005, 3:35 am / #
[Cintu] It was a full song!! Glad u liked it
Manpreet / March 30th, 2005, 10:14 am / #
Another perspective on Sardarji jokes
http://o3.indiatimes.com/sardarji/archive/2005/04/30/106801.aspx
Kulveer Singh / July 4th, 2005, 3:34 pm / #
Can anybody tell me where I can find this full abc???
chee / July 7th, 2005, 11:32 am / #
[Chee] Search google!
Manpreet / July 7th, 2005, 5:16 pm / #
I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.
After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach ‘Sardarji Barah Baj gaye’ (Sir it’s 12 o’clock!)
The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.
The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, ‘He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help’. I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated:
During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same.
But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.
Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as “Hind Ki Chaddar”, shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated
Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji, Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah’s Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes.
It didn’t happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O’clock and rescued women.
After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider’s at Midnight, 12 O’clock. Nowadays, these “smart people” and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O’clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses. This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off ‘Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye’
Plz do forward this mail to all ur friends so they can know about sikh history & its a humble appeal PLEASE dont make fun of RELIGIONS ! as every religion is as pure as urs.
“Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It’s too difficult to be a Sardar”
twink / October 6th, 2005, 7:00 pm / #
yupp guys, i agree. my wife happens 2b a surd and its my father-in-law who only cracks the most sardarji jokes, even while discussing the most serious of things so as to keep the stresses at bay.
its upto people on whom they wish 2 make jokes and laugh their hearts out; & its again only people who understand how to take it lightly and laugh their hearts out themselves too.
Pankaj / January 3rd, 2006, 3:54 pm / #
post ae mere watan ke logo
praveen / April 8th, 2006, 5:58 am / #
d song is cool…but how do i rename the file?? its not getting saved to my windows media player
regina / September 30th, 2006, 10:24 pm / #
i like jokes greatly.sardar has made me mad
irshad ibrahim / February 15th, 2007, 11:56 am / #
All these jokes are written by stereotype Hindus who want to give wrong impression about the character and personality of Sikhs. Lots of people specially outside of India thinks that Sikhs are Muslims due to their appearance. here is no relation between Islam and sikhism. In fact sikhism (Khalsa panthh) was started by Guru Gobind Singh to save hinduism from the tyranny of Muslim rulers, who killed innocent hindus for not accepting Islam.,
Ninth Guru of sikhs, Teg Bahadur singh was butchered in Chandani chowk Delhi for refusing to accep Islam alongwith his followers.
Two sons of 10th guru Gobind singh were killed in war and two teen-aged sons were burried alive by the Nawab of sirhind to teach Gobind Singh a lesson.
Banda Bahadur singh, the Tantrik follower of Gobind singh took revenge for the death of kids, but he too was capture and asked either to accept Islam or be butchered. On his refusal, his skin was removed from his body and his sons heart was forced into his mouth.
This is all history and it is also a fact that had there been no Sikhs, hinduism would not have survived in North India.
Davinder Dhillon / January 2nd, 2008, 3:17 am / #
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