Ganguly Jokes
After his poor run of scores, the Indian Cricket Team Captain, Saurav Ganguly has got himself a place in the InToon section of our office’s bulletin board. Check out some of the jokes:
- What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly’s innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time. - How can u say “Get Out” to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat. - If Rahul is “The Wall”, what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall. - How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up. - Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments……. - Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly. - Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
i) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
ii) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
iii) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
iv) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
v)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders. - Whats Ganguly’s fav movie?
“Gone in 60 seconds” - How to Cook Maggie?
4 simple steps to cook Maggi noodles
Step 1: boil one cup of water.
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.
[Edit - April 05' 2005, 1245 IST]
Wow… India managed to score 356 today!! Dhoni played like Gilchirst today!! O boy, Sehwag… he’s become the mainstay of Indian batting now… moveover Sachins, Gangulys 
and Dravids, its now the turn of this Delhi Jaat to make Indians proud… 
[1825 IST]
Yippie.. India has won the match, and has taken a 2-0 lead. Time to open a bottle of Fannie, which I bought from Goa last week 
[2045 IST]
Got another Ganguly Joke.. Check this out
From: Maggi Customer Care Center
Dear Customers,
We have received many compliments after we shared our recipe of 4 easy steps to cook Maggie. However we have received a very important complaint which we need to share with you all.
One of our regular customers, Mrs. Radha Pai, from Meerut had written to us that she tried out the recipe to cook Maggie during the first ODI between India & Pak.
She says that she followed all the steps correctly and was eager to have her breakfast. But she found that the Maggie was hardly fully wet and hence was not properly cooked.
We thoroughly apologized to our customer on behalf of our captain who returned back to the pavilion even before the Maggie was properly soaked in water.
In this regard we request all our customers to take a precaution and to wait for the Maggie to be cooked until after the re-plays.
Remember, even if Ganguly is back well before 2 minutes, the replays would ensure your Maggie is rightly done.
The management once again apologizes for any uncooked Maggie’s during the first ODI.
Regards.
Maggie Customer Care Centre.
Comments (34 comments)
ME phassst? waaah! ok loved em all..but the last one was the price jewel of the crown..TOOO GOOOD
kaush / April 5th, 2005, 12:39 am / #
hmm ok being in dental school i cannot resist but make one of my own..put the sealant on the tooth and wait for as long as Ganguly is on the field. Then as soon as he is out..its set! ok that was a PJ…but couldnt resist..hope you didnt mind
kaush / April 5th, 2005, 12:41 am / #
Hi. Came here via Divya’s. Nice blog you have here, friend! Thanks for the laughs re: Sourav! Hope to drop in here often………..
Ravi / April 5th, 2005, 10:51 am / #
Aaj bhi nahi chala
but Dhoni ne te Pakistani dho dite…..
Gaurav / April 5th, 2005, 12:11 pm / #
[Kaush] haan re… u r phasst to phossst a kommmmeeent on theees phossst
Maggi wala joke was the best of the lot… BTW, never knew u were studying dental medicine!! Awesome.. now i know whom to consult when I need to change my teeth
[Ravi] Hey.. welcome to my blog dude!! Keep visiting
[Gaurav] Prince of Kolkatta got to do something if he wants to stay in the team… Dhoni & Sehwag were awesome today… Kya khele.. wow!!
Manpreet / April 5th, 2005, 12:23 pm / #
hmm… here r somemore…
Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. “I haven’t seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.”, he says. “I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up.”
Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.
Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. “I must have broken world records a few times in this series” , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.
Q: Which was the hottest place in B’lore Chinnaswami Stadium during the last India Pak test match?
A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the Pavillion.
- Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. “I don’t require a bat nowadays”, said the Indian southpaw.
Prasad / April 5th, 2005, 7:46 pm / #
Dont know why “Ganguly” is unable to perform well these days. Hmm, anyways lets see.
Today’s match was just awesome. Enjoyed it.
Govind / April 5th, 2005, 9:31 pm / #
Mast hain
Tanya / April 5th, 2005, 10:43 pm / #
[Prasad] Hehe
nice jokes… Will add to my Encyclopedia of Ganguly Jokes =)
[Govind] Yaaaaay!!! India won!!
[Tanya] Yup
Manpreet / April 6th, 2005, 9:56 am / #
In one post u say … you are opening a bottle, in another, u say… You dont feel like drinking. ???
Match was excellent… scoring such a high score, that too against Pakistan. gr8!
Ganuguly need to be replaced. And I am ready to take up as Captain
Ankur / April 6th, 2005, 3:55 pm / #
[Ankur] Yeah.. kehta kuch aur hoon.. karta kuch aur hoon…
Manpreet / April 6th, 2005, 3:57 pm / #
[Ankur] You as a captain…. *faints*
Yahan Indian team ki baat ho rahi hai… lawrence road ki nahin
Manpreet / April 6th, 2005, 4:05 pm / #
Is it so …
Ankur / April 6th, 2005, 6:07 pm / #
yup
Manpreet / April 6th, 2005, 7:11 pm / #
Hi Sourav,
We are wiith you, everyone goes with lean patch. Now it’s Ganguly time that’s it. Even Tendulkar also not scored a decent runs in one day match. Nobody is pinpoint him. Give some time to him definately he bounce them like a true Bengal Tiger. Cheer up sourav. God be with you.
Madan Mohan / April 11th, 2005, 11:53 am / #
the jokes were cool. i have added them to my collection of jokes
vamsi / April 26th, 2005, 10:29 pm / #
Wow! Awesome jokes. Wish i had a brain like the one who made these jokes. Hats off!!!!
Neel / April 27th, 2005, 11:13 pm / #
Here is another Ganguly joke.
Ganguly has not taken a catch for many matches. THe coach was tottaly fed up. After a match, coact told dada to come with him to do some fishing.
Dada asked why and the coach replied’”at least you shall catch something this season.
Neel / April 28th, 2005, 10:32 am / #
gambling
gambling Whenever morality is based on theology, whenever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can
gambling / June 2nd, 2005, 6:21 pm / #
vivek sharma / July 10th, 2005, 12:21 pm / #
pls ganguly go and free india pls pls pls pls
khushboo / July 10th, 2005, 12:23 pm / #
The jokes are good.
But we should not forget his strokes and great innings.Iam not a fan of Ganguly but Still I can say that he is the best cap., India has ever got.
Ofcourse He is not a good skipper(often not always)but a brilliant and the most vigorous captain.
Without ganguly’s captainship India couldn’t have made it even to the Second Round of the last world cup.
We’re with u .Cheer up Saurav.Dont worry ’bout the critics.You are the best
Raghu-Juju / August 2nd, 2005, 3:38 pm / #
u guys dont deserve to b called indians,
coz u r the one who rubbish the greats like GANGULY.
jokes can b enjoyed upto some extent,but we must not hurt anyone else’s feelings just for our fun.
aish / August 11th, 2005, 2:15 pm / #
I M DIE HEART FAN OF GANGULY,AND A LOYAL ONE TOO.
SO PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE.
aish / August 11th, 2005, 2:18 pm / #
ganguly is the world best player
(a big joke:lol:)
vivek / August 16th, 2005, 10:07 pm / #
I agree with Raghu. We should give poor Ganguly a break. Besided he is a good captain that is why he has been reinstated as captain. Anyway with players as horrible and out of form like SACHIN and YUVERAJ it seems pointless to bully good old ganguly.
Evelyn / August 23rd, 2005, 10:43 pm / #
kya hua ganguly sachin ke bina nahi jeet pa rahe ho kya
vivek / September 12th, 2005, 9:27 pm / #
lol yeah ganguly is the fastest no 1 can stop him.but now a days hopefully he’ll do well as they are playing against ZIMBABWE.
Adnan / September 15th, 2005, 3:24 pm / #
Everybody falls at sometime.
You guys will race on the back of a horse when it is good in running.
Same horse, when it goes slow some time, You guys will will burn the same back, that you travel ….
shame on you,Guys ….
Before commenting on any one, please think for a while, that
” How many of you, were successful in your own profession as Sourav did in his profession”
WILL YOU ?
Netizen / October 31st, 2005, 11:12 am / #
You guys have to understand the pain a guy gets after performing so well in his career. I accept that he didn’t play well for some matches. But he can’t be so much illtreated… Bye
Raj / November 1st, 2005, 8:51 pm / #
Ganguly is great guy. Because of him india has risen
to such high level. So many test matches won and challeged no one austalia.
Yes Ganguly is father of TEAM INDIA.
But now what is happening ????
Gnaguly is Fucking own daughter.
Ramesh / December 31st, 2005, 6:01 pm / #
A guy who doesn’t know anything in life and lives called Innocent. The guy who doesn’t know how to play Cricket and plays is called Ganguly.
Baba / January 11th, 2006, 3:37 am / #
:eek::lol::mad::sad::!::?::roll::lol::mrgreen::neutral::twisted::arrow::shock::smile::???::cool::evil::grin::idea::oops::razz::wink:
sow / January 31st, 2006, 11:34 am / #
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