Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?
Answer:
If we jumped into our pants, simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established in Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants.
The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space.
This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.
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LOL. No, I didn’t wrote this. somebody posted this on Infy BB. Haha!! 
Comments (12 comments)
LOL!!! Thats a nice theory…
Hey, recently I read a site abt world jump day..
check this site.. its on similar lines… everyone is going to jump on the same day to prevent global warming :))
http://worldjumpday.org/
Prasad / April 22nd, 2005, 7:18 pm / #
That was hilarious!
Ankur / April 22nd, 2005, 10:27 pm / #
This site… http://www.worldjumpday.org... is it a prank
Cyber Lawyer / April 25th, 2005, 12:17 am / #
bahut dino baad aa rahi hoon ..mere ko maloom hai.. par masti aa gayi tera post pad ke..
very nice Manpreete!
poonam / April 25th, 2005, 8:04 pm / #
Manpreet read this article…
http://in.rediff.com/money/2005/apr/25infy.htm
Infosys ahead of Accenture
Cyber Lawyer / April 25th, 2005, 9:02 pm / #
red / April 26th, 2005, 1:42 pm / #
[Prasad] LOL @ worldjumpday!! Crazy world.. crazier people!!
[Ankur] Yup
[Poonam]
[Cyber Lawyer] Yeh kya hai? Kabhie ankur ke naame se kabhi cyber lawyer ke naam se? anyways.. don’t want to start Infy Vs Accenture debate now… bombay vs delhi se hi thak gaya hoon
[Red]
Manpreet / April 26th, 2005, 3:08 pm / #
Manpreet, one of my comment is in queue!!. Delete that one.
Anyways, thats a nice joke!!. Enjoyed it.
Govind / April 26th, 2005, 5:20 pm / #
soo ne kaa nahi manpreete..update karne ka..
update schpdate kijiye..
poonam / April 26th, 2005, 8:33 pm / #
hahahahaha
thats was funny indeed…thx needed that laughter…
Priya / April 27th, 2005, 1:46 am / #
kaush / April 27th, 2005, 5:40 am / #
[Govind] Done.
[Poonam] Yeah.. will do it soon…!!
[Priya]
[Kaush] That’s ‘coz we are still sane
Manpreet / April 27th, 2005, 10:34 am / #
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